Mail Order Bride
By Marshall Fine
Rating:
Saturday, Nov. 8, 9PM, Hallmark
Before there was Match.com, men in the Old West found brides through the U.S. mail. Daphne Zuniga ("One Tree Hill") plays one such lucky woman - sort of. She's actually a Boston con artist on the run from her brutal boss (Greg Evigan) in this feeble drama. To get away, she replaces her best friend - who died - as the mail-order bride for a rancher in Wyoming (Cameron Bancroft). The rancher already has problems (a battle with neighboring ranchers over grazing land) and here she comes, with bad guys on her trail. The plot is wooden and the dialogue is as corny as the silent-movie-style piano soundtrack. Movies like this are why the western died.
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